The Crapitol

Ocala Florida's largest music venue located on the downtown square. Many bands from hardcore to emo genre's showcase there. Most of the time the prices are unreasonable. Many stupid slutty scene bitches go there and smoke cigarettes outside after they leave inside because they charge a re-entry fee of $2.00.

They also offer a once weekly bible study in the evening.

Joe: "Hey man, are you going to The Capitol tonight?"
Kevin: "I'm broke, I don't think I can."
Joe: "Yeah, the prices are kinda high, especially with that re-entry fee."
Kevin: "The Crapitol is lookin' to reem kids of their money in Ocala!"

Joe: "Are you going to The Capitol tonight? AYFAD is playing!"
Steve: "Really? Heck yeah I'm going!"
Joe: "Yeah that'll be sweet! There's always someone there with a Digital SLR taking pictures."
Steve: "Yeah maybe I can get in some pictures, I see that red head kid there with his Nikon D200, Speedlite, and a Tokina fisheye lens."

by th@t0nek1d August 21, 2008

The craps

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

by Konfetamine September 30, 2019

Clipis clapis

Clipis clapis occurs when a really gay man jacks off any type of animal, Causing a clip's clap's.

Prisoner 1:What are you in for?

Prisoner 2:I stole a mans horse and went clipis clapis on it.
Prisoner 1:What is clipis clapis?
Prisoner 2:When you jack off any animal, and make him nut
Prisoner 1:That's fucked up! You faggot!

by Grundle_My_Fundle April 15, 2020

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

the capishee

When you u 2 fingers up her pussy or up a

donnys asshole

His girlfriend gave him the capishee 2x .

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

Upper Craps

An illegal dice game where a player puts money in a pot depending on the max bet; there are 5s, 10s, and double games. The first person to roll a 7 or 11 starts the game and calls a number to roll. The amount of money he put in is the number of rolls he gets. If the player doesn't roll the number he wants, the player with the second most amount of money in the pot tries to roll the number the other player called out. This then repeats until one player takes the pot . If all players can't roll the number the rotation restarts, then it's one roll for each player. A five game where the max bet is five, a 10 game where the max bet is 10, and a double is where all players put in 10 and it's one roll each. This game is usually played in upper Sandusky ohio

I won 40 bucks in upper craps today!

by Bigtityfart January 24, 2025

Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021