Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.

Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom

by Ser poohole December 27, 2019

Condom sack

Used as an insult for when someone is being more then a douche. Condoms have cum inside them after being used, thus making it more disgusting and just gross. A large sack of them is a lot worse then a douche.

You're such a condom sack man! Just go and punch him in the face!

by Kisma'as October 25, 2009

Gutter Condom

noun: object used when a regular condom is insufficient for the circumstance; a plastic baggie and a rubberband in additional to traditional measures to fully protect your shit

Jodge: Dude, check out that Gutter Hag

Bart: Whoah, shes vomitting! Better use a gutter condom on that slag.

by muffinlady January 30, 2009

no-condom rule

When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.

Damn bitch, you wet as fuck. The no-condom rule is officially in effect.

by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016

Continental Condom

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014

condom stuffers

Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.

I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.

by rubberoff February 8, 2010

Split Condom

Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...

Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!

*Split Condom*

Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?

Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?

by ACSL October 11, 2009