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condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.
Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"
by Big Cogs January 6, 2009
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Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.
Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."
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consited

During an Engineering Project, we where arguing over putting Sources Cited or Sources Consulted, so we drank a few beers, and I came up with Consited, and we put Sources Consited on the project, and ended up getting an A.
In this paper, the sources are listed in the Sources Consited page before the Appendicies.
by J.E. Davis June 26, 2004
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thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"
I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.
by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018
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air conditioning

What you use to be inconspicuous about talking about smoking marijuana after a party or event.
by randogymbob April 12, 2022
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Condilingus

lying to a woman to get her to perfom oral sex
can also be used as a step-up to a curse word and is a nickname to Condileizza rice
she performed condilingus
by The Boys name is rasputin April 11, 2007
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beef conditioned

the act of one breaking wind in front of a cooling or heating device that allows air to circulate within a small living space.
Girl - Man, Tim is a jerk.
Guy - Why? what happened?
Girl - Tim beef conditioned the room. It filled matter of seconds.
Guy - Priceless
by nishi06 July 12, 2011
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