Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

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compexy

When you have company over, but you know you're going to end up having sex.

"I can't come over tonight, compexy is in the works."

by Whitee August 20, 2012

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Compenschlong

The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.

Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"

Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."

Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"

by THEDUBS December 11, 2013

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competitive delegation

when a boss puts two people on the same job, without informing either of them of the situation. in essence, it is a strategy to get the "best result" by sacrificing both employees' trust and motivation.

you know what that dumbass did to us? he pulled a competitive delegation on our asses!

by releasethequackin August 11, 2015

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Competitive Vaping

Competitive vaping: When two hardcore vapers or cloud chasers go head to head in the ulitimate round to see who will make a spot on to the vape gods podium.

That competitive vaping competition was LIT.

by Thevapeking May 21, 2016

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