big man certified

When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything

Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.

by Colt Isham July 7, 2008

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

certone

drinking for pain, not for pleasure.

"let's do this certone."

by Rob July 23, 2005

gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.

I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.

by ben newton December 11, 2008

Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above

Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.

by the_isa September 2, 2019

certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.

I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!

by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020

Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W

“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”

by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022