Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.

by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023

Oakleaf Cluster

Oakleaf Cluster refers to a mans ball sack or nuts.

Genitalia

I love it when she holds my Oakleaf cluster when I toss a wad.

by TrialbyTested February 26, 2011

grill cluster

A piece of poop that joins a bunch of hairs together at your butt hole. See also klingon and dingleberry.

Removing that grill cluster from my ass was a painful experience.

by Ralph Crammedin June 11, 2006

Cluster-Flock

When multiple dickheads flock into a certain, place, fandom or hobby, transforming it into a clusterfuck of assholery. They will then anally rape it until it is sore, rotten and a genuinely bad place for everyone.

Joe: Did you see what the SJW invasion did to Marvel Comics?
Rex: Yeah. Once they began cluster-flock to it, it was only a matter of time.

by Blarg-chicka-honk-honk March 12, 2018

Cluster-Fuck

South-Sadan

Jared: Have you been to South-Sadan?
Michael: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck?

by AmericanCuntWhoDoesAAussieAcse October 5, 2020

Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.

Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.

by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021

cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny

after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!

by snoclops December 17, 2012