Clook

A high clock.

Me: Is that a clook?
Friend: Yes I gave my clock drugs.

by Clook September 9, 2019

Cloom

An idiot who isn't funny and just annoys everyone around him.

Ugh cloom is so stupid smh

by TIFFANY MAYUMI February 24, 2021

Clooky

A girl that is physically cute and has a cute personality

Yh, she is really clooky

by Abacuses January 10, 2022

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter January 20, 2009

cloogie

a cloogie happens when someone gives oral sex to a man without a condom on, when the man cums in their mouth, if they swallow, later they will hock up a "cloogie"

"Girl, Jacob gave me the cloogie of my life!"

or

"OH.MY.GOD.DID.YOU.SEE.THAT.CLOOGIE?IT.WAS.HUGE!"

by shiitbaagqueer November 28, 2011

George Clooney

The celebrity who appeared in over 8000 General Assesment Tasks in the state of Victoria, Australia, it has been one of his single greatest plans ever

George Clooney has appeared in over 8000 GAT's this year as a part of some kind of prank

by Clooney George June 11, 2009