claimer

Skateboarding lingo used when someone claims they are going to do a trick at a spot, and then "wimps" out when they get there.

"That dude is such a claimer. He was like, yeah man, im gonna nollie heel that 8 today. Then we got there and he never even tried it."

by Spenser May 8, 2005

claim

the act when someone comments a picture on myspace or facebook and they say claim. the person must now put in their picture name *the persons name* owns. or if someone says a comment and someone says i claim.they OWN that comment.

person 1- *looks at cool/good/hot myspace/facebook photo and they comment* cool/good/hot photo. I CLAIM.
person 2- oh shit i hate that guy, but he claimed it. so i must put it in the name FUCK.

by tommurphyisthebest June 15, 2009

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004

Cailleach

A Cailleach is a woman who is completely perfect in every way, but doesnt get the treatment she deserves.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is the woman of my dreams.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I heard she gets abused by her family.
Guy 1: Oh man, really? What a Cailleach.

by McLovin'13 January 2, 2010

Cailem

Hands down the most amazing human to have ever been created. With incredible appearance, sharp wit and a true passion for life- this cat is unstoppable. He also loves halo, guitar, caramel sundaes and stomping cunts with large boots.

Hey, callum right?

Nah man, it's cailem.

Haha, don't fuck with me man. You aint legit.

Sure am, look at my massive penis

ASDFGHJKL. Can I get a photo?

A turkey slap it is.

THANKYOUSOMUCHOMG

by JohnsonAlexander December 10, 2011

Claflestevelzki

A rare disease caused by being in the same cabin with an eagle, some tall kid, a curly haired manly man, and a chemistry teacher in Blairestown for one night or more. Symptoms include depression, odd sense of humor, talking in your sleep, growing a bear-like beard, being awesome, waking up in the middle of the night freezing your ass off and of course, explosive diarrhea.

Guy 1: "Hey you don't look so good, dawg."

Guy 2: "Yeah, dude, i just got back from Blairestown, i think i might have claflestevelzki."

Guy 1: "Oh shiznit didley do! That is some serious stuff."

Guy 2: "I know, breh, but it's all good, im awesome."

THE END

by NOTnick;) November 25, 2010

Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011