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chanel 9 boots

'I want chanel 9 boots all these -- steady jockin cause they know im truth.' - THE material girl
by dripcord February 17, 2022
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Chail

A broken chair, one that squeaks or otherwise produces undesirable results.
A: What's that sound?
B: Oh sorry, it's just my chail. I really need to get a new one.
by Cryru February 8, 2018
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Chaila

A massive tall dude with an afro who needs to have afro babies and can be a woman or a man (multi gender name)
"hey chaila!!"
"hey wassup??"
"nothing really, just walking"
"oh coool"
"when you gonna have your afro babies??"
"man im not sure, need to find the right gal"
"ah well, good luck with that stud"
by Chocolateaddict June 18, 2009
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Chandler

Chandler, the character in friends who is the "funny" one and always has something sarcastic to say.
1. Sarcastic
2. Terrible with girls
Random person: He was being such a chandler, making fun of my hair.

Girl 1: God i hate him! He's such a chandler!
Girl 2: He's a chandler in bed too.

Boy 1: Dude, stop being a chandler and get some new pick up lines!
Boy 2: The only Chandler here is you, cos' you made fun of my Mom!
by Spongochild December 31, 2008
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Coco Chanel

Gabrielle Bonheur "Coco" Chanel (August 19, 1883 – January 10, 1971)was a pioneering French fashion designer whose modernist philosophy, menswear-inspired fashions, and pursuit of expensive simplicity made her arguably the most important figure in the history of 20th-century fashion. Her history of providing comfort to the Nazis, probably providing access to her mouth and anus, just so she could continue to make money is largely forgotten by today's bubblegum heads. Or is deemed somehow forgivable while French Resistance died trying to remove their invaders.
"Would you ever buy products from someone who provided comfort to the Nazis just for profit?"
"Who did that?"
"Coco Chanel."
by L Rack November 4, 2009
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Chandleer

A woman's earings, often when you hear of a woman's legs hitting the chandleer, it implies you are having sex with her legs to her head for better phallic entry
"When I was banging Jon's sister last night, I made her legs hit the chandleer, and then I nutted on her stomach"
by AndyIsTheMAN May 29, 2007
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Chandleritus

'Chandleritus' or 'Chandler Disease' Is a condition named after the Chandler character on the American sitcom 'Friends'. The effects of this incurable disease can be very severe. It is the need to make a joke out of everything that is happening, and having a serious attitude for only 3 minutes at a time. As a long term sufferer of this awful condition, I find it increasingly more and more difficult to keep a steady job, or to even pass the interview. So for as little as £3 a month, you can help ease the pain of this illness.
Me: On the way to this interview, I saw a guy who looked smarter dressed than me and I panicked a little, but he went the other way.
Interviewer: No, you look fine.
Me: Oooh hello, you look fine to you handsome devil. Sorry I have Chandleritus

Friend: My nan just died.
Me: Where there's a will...there's a way, congratulations. The drinks are on you I assume?
Friend: It's a good job I don't have Chandleritus, I need to write the eulogy.
by Shanus.T.Anus October 27, 2011
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