Na-calvin

• another term for "friendzone"

“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"

by binarurot April 5, 2022

Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021

Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.

"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"

by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 4, 2019

Calvin

BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE, literally is rat, if you have a friend named Calvin, I pray you kill them, jk don’t do that

Damn, that guy is such a Calvin

by pussyslayer9479 December 14, 2019

calvin

small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot

mmmm yes calvins here

by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019