by upmybummyinmytummy April 24, 2022
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Get the Na-calvin mug.Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
by Todd789 July 25, 2018
Get the Calvin mug.When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d
by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019
Get the Calvin mug.Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021
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Get the calvin mug.Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.
by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025
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