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Na-calvin

“Oy kumusta na yung nililigawan mo?"
"Ayon, na-calvin ako haha"
by binarurot April 5, 2022
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Calvin

Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
by Todd789 July 25, 2018
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Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d
My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!
by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019
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Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.
Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!
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small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot
by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021
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Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.
Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.
by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025
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