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California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.
by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009
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Calf

The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.
Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!
by pokerXface19 February 26, 2010
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California

The Golden State and the most loved and hated state in the United States.

1. The nations top agriculture state for over 50 years.
2. The most diverse state in America.
3. Most populous.
4. Most national parks.
5. The 5th largest economy in the world.
6. Tallest and largest trees in the world.
7. Highest mountain in the lower 48 states. Sorry Colorado.
8. Lowest and hottest place in Western Hemisphere. Death Valley.
9. Large cosmopolitan cities like SF, LA, San Diego and small towns like Julian, Lone Pine and Buellton.
10.Excellent weather
11.Beautiful beaches including a chain of islands off the coast.
12.Religous tolerance.
13.Racial meltingpot.
14.Hearst Castle, Big Sur, Lake Tahoe, Yosemite, Sequoia, Joshua Tree, Channel Islands, Mount Shasta, Central Valley, El Camino Real, SF Bay, LA Basin, Tomales Bay, Santa Barbara coast....
15.Great UC colleges.
16.Great aerospace heritage. Movie heritage. Agriculture heritage.
17.Beautiful women.
18.Golden Gate Bridge
19.Great musical heritage (rock, jazz and country)
20.Home of American Graffiti--one of the best movies of all time.

I could go on---but suffice it to say that if a state is the most loved and hated--then it has to be the best. Just like America is the most loved and hated nation.

I was born in Texas but moved to Cali as a kid and have loved it ever since. Anything you want is in Cali. Snow, sun, forests, lakes, deserts, beaches, rivers, wine country, farmland.

I am proud of my home state.
Joe Shmoe: "California sucks!"
Californian: "Oh? Where did you go?"
Joe: "Disneyland, Hollywood Blvd. A bunch of freaks!"
Californian: "You haven't been to the real California."
by Cali Traveler July 22, 2008
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california cool

having that laid back, chill swagger that all the honeys love. basically not giving a fuck and kicking it with the homies and a lot of pot.
Creeper: "damn man Jared never gets pissed"
Hasselhoff: "he's california cool man."
by Livingbakedashell August 19, 2011
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Californication

Embracing the superficial lifestyle Hollywood projects. Doing so often leads to valuing the fake, superfluous, and materialistic things in life over what is truly important. What every socialite in the City of Angels would have you believe is the one true way to live.
Mitch needs to quit watching Access Hollywood before he gets sucked in by Californication.
by SergenWil May 11, 2010
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California Doorknob

when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.
"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."
by nickopatamus October 16, 2008
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Californian Snowball Fighting

Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.
Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!
by Andyrew004 April 25, 2010
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