CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 7, 2004

cwim

Believe it is Olde English dating back to Chaucerian and Shakesperian times. Means c*nt as in the Eskimo Nell example. Growing up in the 1940s in England it is the word we learned years before the more modern version. Not really in the US.

Quim, kwim or cwim are variants for old English slang for a woman's genitals probably dating back to Saxon times.

by oldasiahand November 11, 2009

CWP

C stands for Crazy, W stands for White, and P stands for people.... This is a video that involves crazy stunts and all sorts of shit

www.cwpandbiju.cjb.net

by Godfather February 16, 2005

CWD

An acronym for Colossal White Dick

HE HAS A CWD!

by dude man69 July 30, 2012

Cwren

Poopoo

That cwren was so large it clogged the toilet

Dude, I gotta go take a 12 pound cwren

Chris is a big pile of cwren

by JizzleInMyPants April 5, 2009

Cwormth

A pseudo-Shakespearean word that is used to describe something that is not a washing machine.

Also used to describe a situation involving said cwormth.

(looks at non-washing machine item) "Yep, that's one hell of a cwormth you got there."

by nerdgasm July 17, 2010

Cwonk

Cwonk is versatile. It means everything, and also nothing. Cwonk is the essence of well being and the essence of evil. You may Cwonk, get cwonked, be cwonking, have a Cwonk, go for a Cwonk, Cwonk something, etc.. It is a verb, a noun, a pronoun, an adjective, and any other type of conjugation in the English language. You may use Cwonk in any given scenario and that is what makes the word unmatchable in intelligence and can make any human marvel over the word.

Oh my god. Everyone needs to evacuate the room, I think I am about to CWONKKKK.

Bro did that guy really just cwonk??

Oh boy I can’t wait to get to school today so that I can cwonk.

by Jack wilkerson February 28, 2019