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cube-ape

A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
by Christopher D Miller December 14, 2008
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cubite

A being that resides in a cubicle for more than forty (40) hours per week, often isolated from other persons with the exception of an occasional coffee or restroom break. Feeding, napping and general wasting of time are the common activities of the cubite. Skin is typically pale as they don't tend to see the light of day and for some reason they have the common behavior of putting mirrors about them, possibly to detect when another cubite has invaded their territory. Activity of the cubite depends on the day of the week, often with Monday being the day of the lowest activity and a gradual increase with a peak on Friday.
Michael won't leave his cubicle for lunch; he's such a cubite.
by mbslabod February 5, 2010
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Cubicle Taint

The cubicle wall dividing you and the asshole who works in the cube next to you.
I have a sweet picture of your mom hanging up on my cubicle taint at work.
by Matt and Blaine December 10, 2010
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cube grazing

Similar to cube cruising, this term reflects an individual that spends most mornings (particularly Mondays) or lazy afternoons wandering from cube to cube to pause and talk about the past weekends activities, but also what's on tap for the next weekend, that night, what's for lunch, or any subject matter whatsoever. Upon moving from cube to cube, the same story can be heard being told repeatedly throughout the day. This person often "grazes" in an effort to avoid work at all possible costs.
These are examples that lead to cube grazing:

Mark was asking Lisa what she's having for lunch today?

John came into the office all smiles and asked everyone, "Did you guys see the game yesterday?"

Suzie was looking forward to spending time with her husband on their anniversary weekend and getting away. She proceeded to let everyone know that they were going on vacation by turning her "Out of Office message" on Thursday.
by smacktard21 October 4, 2010
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Ham Cubes

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
by Lizeah March 30, 2011
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Pleasure Cube

The greatest white rapper of our time. Notable for many songs such as Yellow Cello, Rap God, Better Yoko Ono, and Rap Sad, he has lived inside many people.Pleasure Cube, now called P Cube, is not human, he is a GOD. he has first been known to live inside Mozart but now lives inside Blake West. In his Blake West form he became the most popular kid in the school, and got tens of kids to sign his hat and become rapper themselves. among these are Slim Slimy, MC Mikey, F Cube, U Cube, C Cube, and K Cube. He died several times but came back, then finally retired for the last time with his swan song,Rap Sad. His website was taken down, but the link is wiiuforlife.wixsite.com/mysite
Pleasure Cube is the greatest rapper of our time
by TheHylian12 February 13, 2017
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The Cuban Dance

A sexual technique, made famous by adult actress and model Abella Anderson. With her on top, she moves her hips as in a Latin dance, the twisting and turning and rotation providing unique stimulation. Abella Anderson is Cuban-American.
Man 1: I had an amazing time with her last night.

Man 2: Did she do the Cuban Dance for you?
by Adsmd August 19, 2018
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