Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies

boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010

collecting dust

1) Laziness. Lack of movement. Unwillingness to use energy. Slow-moving. Sloth-like.
2) To stay inside for so long that you actually accumulate a fine, dry powder.

He's been at his house collecting dust all summer.

by Turd Cutter 007 April 29, 2014

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

Collector

A seemingly pile of virginity that cares deeply how his Yo Noid Cartrige looks.

Hey, are going to dust off that Yo Noid Cartrige, Collector?

by 1nkyd1nky March 17, 2019

Soul connection

When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same

Joe and Lisa had a soul connection and when he hurt, she did too

by lizziates November 7, 2006

graffiti collector

A person who admires and acknowledges and observes graffiti with out actually taking part in the production of graffiti or even the culture.
A graffiti collecting has close ties to the stamp collecting or a bird watching.
a collector may document and catalogue graffiti that has been observed.

"hey man what you doing taking photos of all this graffiti?"
"I'm collecting it I'm a graffiti collector."

by Swak June 16, 2007

the estranged collective

A collective of online gamers (and people who try) who play many games, including VC, SoF2, Doom3 and CSS. We like to smoke a lot of weed and drink exessive amounts of alcohol.

can i join tec? ooh can i can i? please please pleas?

no, feck off tbh

by Angelfire June 22, 2005