clothedness

1. The state of wearing clothes.

2. Ensemble, attire.

1. The horny man, laying atop his girlfriend, stated "I've had enough of this clothedness."

2. I like your clothedness today, it really brings out the color of your eyes.

by Perseid December 25, 2011

Stingray on a clothesline

Stingray on a clothesline See also wizard's sleeve;
The inner labia of a vagina that protrude well beyond the outer labia. So called because they are large and stretchy and flap in the wind and looks very similar to a stingray hung over a clothesline.
Also gives a similar appearance to the the silken sleeve of a wizard's garments.

OMG!!, after that all night orgy, Jen's box looks like a Stingray on a clothesline!!!

by stingray hunter October 13, 2010

Clothestrophobic

When one is caught in one's own clothes while trying to put them on or while taking it off.

Person A: Hey, I was stuck in my dress yesterday when I was taking it off. It was quite scary.
Person B: I believe that you're clothestrophobic from that experience.

by Rei_Uchiha May 10, 2010

Clothsy

someone who is clothsy

that sly fox is really clothsy

by secretcrawlingbadger January 1, 2011

clothesline

hipster gossip

i heard on the grapevine that a certain *someone* has been giving *another certain someone* devil eyes.....

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

clothestrophobia

That feeling of utter discomfort one feels when s/he wears clothes that are too small/tight for her/him.

Suzanne, make sure you have clothes that fit right before you go to the party. You don't want to get clothestrophobia there!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Clothe Sex

Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that

fucking clothes like this: Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that which is clothe sex

by Backdoor.x.Killer December 13, 2008