Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.
Clothjobs suck.
-BD Freeman
Clothjobs suck.
-BD Freeman
Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.
by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009
The clothes of the future.
by lunar April 04, 2003
a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.
Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."
by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010
fucking clothes like this: Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that which is clothe sex
by Backdoor.x.Killer January 09, 2007
clothing that follows under the name brand of Miley Cyrus & Max Azria.
Whorus - refers to Miley Cyrus
Cyrus Virus = Whorus Virus.
Whorus - refers to Miley Cyrus
Cyrus Virus = Whorus Virus.
Ew, did you see her wear that whorus jacket?
Why do you wear Whorus Clothing? It only means that you're a step away from dropping down on poles, feeling your crotch, and breaking up your family.
I definitely do NOT have the Whorus Virus, but I do have the Bieber Fever!
Why do you wear Whorus Clothing? It only means that you're a step away from dropping down on poles, feeling your crotch, and breaking up your family.
I definitely do NOT have the Whorus Virus, but I do have the Bieber Fever!
by Doughped! March 01, 2011
Dare to be different - defy the conventional. Innovations that produce extraordinarily comfortable and mobile clothing with an edgey look that's in-your-face, on point and out in front. Made for the macho male with style. Deeply durable and wearable 24/7. Ugly is beautiful!
The Ugly Clothing Company makes baord shorts with the proprietary patented Stretch Zone Performance Technology, which sets a new standard in board short designs.
by Bob P. May 24, 2006
by metal head mommy January 13, 2009