"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006
Get the Claytonism mug.Eric Clapton was labeled "God" by the British after his playing with John Mayall in 1966. If you do a google on "Clapton is God" you might find a picture of the famous wall with the graffiti "Clapton is God" spray painted on it. For those not familiar with Clapton, he is NOT just the guy that did Tears in Heaven. Many years before that he was known as one of the best blues guitarist in england and the greatest (some Hendrix fans would argue this point) rock guitarist of his generation. With John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, he played a reverent form of music, the blues, and did it with incredible emotion and facility. And I have nothing against Roger Waters, but in terms of the depth and breadth of their total bodies of work, he does not measure up (i do not consider co writing some songs with Pink Floyd and churning out maybe two decent solo albums in the last 30 years the stuff legends are made of)
What the fuck are you smoking to think that a pretentious art-fag like Roger Waters can even compare to GOD!!!
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A resident of Claymon, DE. Usually has a chip on his/her shoulder, especially when it comes to being associated solely with crackwhores, welfare recipients, and other undesirables just because there are a few in his/her hometown. They are a rowdy bunch so approach with caution. When they tell people they're from Claymont it is typically followed by an "ooh, hmm" as if the person asking has just realized they should be a bit wary. The Claymonster likes that. Regardless of the stigma surrounding them, most become successful, upstanding citizens, but they'll still whoop your ass.
1. Me and my boys were getting a little mouthy until a group of claymonsters shut them for us.
2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?
3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.
4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.
2. So a claymonster, ooh, hmm?
3. Don't piss them off.....claymonsters.
4. A claymonster, huh boy? Turn around and put your hands on the hood and spread, 'em.
by Monty78 December 1, 2011
Get the Claymonster mug.When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.
"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."
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by Claptonist March 4, 2009
Get the Claptonism mug.v. the action of having an excessively high opinion of one's self or ability that no one else could help to improve it. the term usually applies to guitar players with extremely large egos.
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"Hey guys, don't even bother trying to help me out on this song. I think it would just sound better if I just play guitar on the whole album."
"Might as well just clapton it."
"Might as well just clapton it."
by Charles Merriam & Noah Webster May 18, 2009
Get the clapton it mug.We was getting ready to leave and when she was straightening her hair I straight hit her with the Clanton Sneak!
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