one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007

cappin

in cleveland, it means to show off or stunt a.k.a flossin

Hey, you see D come out rolls royce wit all dem diamonds around his neck and the two feezies he had wit him?
Yea, He was cappin!!!

by wardisan September 7, 2008

Chappelle's Show

(N.) A hilarious sketch comedy show on Comedy Central that is known for being America's #1 source of offensive humor. In fact, it really is the ONLY thing funny on Comedy Central. It has been renewed for a second season and unless Comedy Central plans to pull a "FOX", it seems to be here to stay for a while.

Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "What?!"
Interviewer: "Thank You, Lil' Jon."
Chappelle as Lil Jon: "OKAY!"

by G-Union March 18, 2004

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

booty clapper

when a female manages to make her ass clap in a glorious way

twerking but not exactly more like booty clapper

by wsnoop86 January 27, 2014

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

by Becks69 January 6, 2008

clapping cheeks

This is another word for sex because it is the noise that is made when a girl or guy is taken from behind. The clapping noise that is made when the cheeks clap against each other or the lover often have a significant and arousing effect. Clapping cheeks usually refers to a woman with a thick juicy butt. but can also be for a man or a skinny person.

Guy 1: did you see Amy's mum
Guy 2: yea man *makes clapping sound with hand*
Guy 1: ah you clapping cheeks tonight?
Guy 2: yea ill bend her right over the table where her husband just had dinner.

by Bradly69 March 18, 2020