Noun. In jailhouse vernacular a boast is a form of yard poetry that is developed to brag about a renown pimp, hustla or playa's deeds. Yard poetry is the origin of modern rap. Inmates had no musical accompaniment yet music became an essential form of entertainment for inmates trying to get through their bid.
Here is a classic boast, replete with examples of jailhouse vernacular, entitled:
"Cipher's Boast"
Of myself, I freely admit, besides some small shit I ain't got no game
But I once knew this sly hustlin, fly dressin motherfucker who'd built himself quite a name
As quiet as its kept you may not know of the longshoe of the century
So let me deal out the holecard and put you wise to his pedigree
Cipher, from the street he attained kingpin status through concentration and kilos and pimpin hoes with big asses
He wore vines displaying taste well ahead of his time
And sharkskin kicks, bustin hoes in the ass who refused to turn tricks
But he always dealt solid to those in his flock and as much as it may come as a shock
He only layed out lames who tried to lay him two ways
You know some Lames just can't take the weight, but like a stone cold noble he did his bid and went straight!
"Cipher's Boast"
Of myself, I freely admit, besides some small shit I ain't got no game
But I once knew this sly hustlin, fly dressin motherfucker who'd built himself quite a name
As quiet as its kept you may not know of the longshoe of the century
So let me deal out the holecard and put you wise to his pedigree
Cipher, from the street he attained kingpin status through concentration and kilos and pimpin hoes with big asses
He wore vines displaying taste well ahead of his time
And sharkskin kicks, bustin hoes in the ass who refused to turn tricks
But he always dealt solid to those in his flock and as much as it may come as a shock
He only layed out lames who tried to lay him two ways
You know some Lames just can't take the weight, but like a stone cold noble he did his bid and went straight!
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Person 1: Just came out of the rain and that reminded me of how I hate x
Person 2: that's mighty boist of ya
Person 2: that's mighty boist of ya
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This is how you Roast n Boast:
Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!
Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!
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Güntherß Müllard: Yh I nailed that goth chick at the weekend!
Harry Peterson: you can't stop roasting and boasting!
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Meenu: SIGH, I've got SO much work to do, I've been staying back late at work for FIVE DAYS now. And then, the boss MADE me go to Paris for an ENTIRE week for a transaction and I was forced to stay at Le George Cinq. Let me tell you, it is NOT easy being the most competent and trusted person in this office.
Teenu: Enough of your whine-boasting, you jumped-up little whine-boaster.
Teenu: Enough of your whine-boasting, you jumped-up little whine-boaster.
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Get the bobst bullying mug.What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.
I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!
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