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Booter

People who say that they can boot you offline permanently but most of them won't do crap.

How to tell if they won't do crap

They don't know what IP stands for
They use the term "Mac IP" on XBOX
They threaten to ban people who are bad at a game
Little Kids that say that their uncle works for Microsoft
If they sound like a hillbilly.

How to tell if they might do crap

You won't find out instantly.
"I can boot you offline kid! My uncle works for Microsoft!"
"Shut up little kid, you fake booter"

"I just snagged your MAC IP address!"
"Dude, this is XBOX for god sakes"

"I don't need to know what IP stands for!"
"You're making yourself look more retarded, so just
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booterial

when a girl or guy is materialed enough to be your boo
You was my booterial!!
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Boofer

A big ol' doggo.

Boofer is another word for a big dog, like a Saint Bernard.
This term can usually be found on various facebook sites.

The name derives from the very low woof sound a big dog makes.
A small boofer would be called booferino.
Person A: Hey, check out my sick doggo!
Person B: That's a grown ass boofer though.
Boofer: Wrrrrrrooooff
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boofer lighter

A cheap gas station lighter mainly purchased to smoke crack post alley way blowjob for drugs deal.
You got a boofer lighter on your dash and you thought your car wasn't going to get searched?!?!
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what it dooo booter crew
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booters

A booters is a look, state or mindset characterized as being: full of life, innocent and happy, (despite the world being tough and unforgiving).

A booters is an individual that lacks insecurities that plague most people, and just wants to embrace their goofy, personality-filled, loving self.

A booters is a goober.

Typically, booters love Vines, memes, YLYL compilations, etc..
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If a booters never outgrows their booters-ness while becoming an adult:

-they will become amazing lovers because they are incredibly empathetic

-They typically will make excellent parents as they teach kids to embrace who they truly are, and want their kids to be loving, smiling, beautiful/glowing people

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Examples of booters are: -puppies or grown dogs doing adorable, dumb things

-little kids doing gooberish/innocent/adorable things

NOT to be mistaken with: a 'dicktit' (see definition)
Trevor: "Hey babe, watch this video of this little kid trying his best to bring this drink into another room."

<YouTube video: Tydus"uh-oh I spilled it">

Babe: "Omg WHAT A LITTLE BOOTERS!!! <3<3"
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