wheaton bible-ed

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.

by bksizzle January 22, 2005

The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit

Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020

bible black

Origion: Bibles usually had a black leather or paper cover. Since books were expensive a leather cover offered long term use and durability. Printing on the cover was usually in gold lettering.

More Archaic Definition: Bible black originally meant to quote Holy Scripture in such a way as to legitimize cruelty or other evils. The intent is always destructive, with the prideful desire to maintain the appearance of piety and propriety.

Usually, the Scripture has to be taken out of context to meet its dark goal so it will be parsed as a lawyer would to make the true point.

Example 1: Yes, well of course I hate you, "And I will hate you with a perfect hatred".

Ignoring John, "Whoever hates his brother does not remain in the light". Or Jesus, "Whoever hates his brother in his heart commits murder". Or Moses, "You will not hate your brother in your heart".

Example 2: "I've had enough of you and your Bible Black"

by Rev. Fr. Stan Smith December 28, 2005

Biblexual

A person who strongly believes in god,reads the bible often and prays everyday.Yet loves casual Hardcore sex.

Bob:You see that vicar, she is a massive Biblexual.
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

read the bible

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"

by Kentt August 4, 2007

bible blunt

When Bible pages are used to Roll a Blunt. Generally a Gideons Bible works best.

Last night we went to a hotel and rolled some "sweet" bible blunts.

by kenny Winters December 13, 2007

bible basher

some one who has an obsession for the bible.

also wanting to relese their fluid into the holy book,

jonny: this is some good bible bashing!!
ryan: hellz yer,you bible basher!
jonny:wag1
ryan:poonanny man!

by wag1rudeboi August 8, 2009