mega egg blaster

a homie who has really stinky farts and gags everyone.

dude gross! That guys is a mega egg blaster!

by kevin latta October 3, 2003

Super Master Ass Blaster

This is someone who kicks ass and they do what they want all the time.

Chad is a Super Master Ass Blaster, he does what he wants.

by ch4drock December 11, 2008

Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.

Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

by Kenny's krazy Kentucky Krates June 2, 2011

Ass Blaster

The president of the United States, George Bush.

Whoah! That "ass blaster" sure can dump a load on Iraqi soil!

by Barbara Bush's Vagina October 13, 2006

meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

blaster

an extremely loud fart.

forced gas that secretes from the rectum with sound-wall breaking properties.

wow, did you hear that blaster that someone just let out??!

by sparklfairy January 22, 2011