backdoor handyman

were you receive a hand job from a person that is anal fisting a woman, while you are having vaginal intercourse with same woman.

these two degenerates love giving a backdoor handyman if you got the scratch ... or is that itch.

by Jp McSweeny July 10, 2020

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

Backdoor Misty

A wet Fart

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty

by Esotric November 06, 2023

backdoor szn

when your friend is messing wit, someone that you don’t like or your opps

idk backdoor szn

by arrybby March 19, 2023

Backdoor Chupacabra

When you are eatinga nachos with your right hand and putting a dildo in your butthole with your left hand.

Emily was having a great Saturday night giving herself the backdoor chupacabra.

by Mr Sky November 04, 2018

Backdoor Taco

When you're penetrating your man, but imagine you're with a woman

It wasn't gay, I just used hi backdoor taco

by Focused Fingerers February 22, 2023

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 21, 2025