by erichansensmom May 21, 2016
Get the Gas station burrito mug.Upon reaching the point of ejaculation, a man pulls out and immediately shits inside a womans vagina. After shitting, he then ejaculates on the shit. The combination of shit and jizz inside a womans vagina looks like a burrito filled with beef and sour cream. The man is allowed to add any other toppings he desires.
by eskeeets August 17, 2010
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A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.
Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".
Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".
Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."
Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"
Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)
Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."
Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"
Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)
Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."
Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by PhiloSophie December 15, 2008
Get the burrito butthole mug.A Mexican delight composed of Poop, Tortillas and authentic Mexican spices. It's sold at such stores as Bargin Bob's House of Feces and Taco Bell.
by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004
Get the poop burrito mug.when a guy takes a condom and shits into it, then he sticks it into a microwave for 30 seconds (preferably on high power), and then he fucks it.
by Saul Meyer May 29, 2003
Get the shit burrito mug.A variation of the Burrito that was invented in Philadelphia and is very popular in the Philadelphia area.
How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.
How a Philly Burrito is made: A Person is took and shot in the head multiple times with a Gun, then the Dead Body of the Person is taken and put into a Large Sleeping Bag and then Bricks are placed in the Sleeping Bag then the Sleeping Bag is Superglued up and thrown into a River where it will sink to the Bottom of the River and Never found by anybody.
The Philly Burrito is the most delicious thing invented since the Philadelphia Cheesesteak. The only thing that sucks about Philly Burritos is, you can't eat them, unless you like polyester and wet, dead human flesh.
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 29, 2009
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Note - a 'Burrito' is male and a 'Burritette' is female.
Note - a 'Burrito' is male and a 'Burritette' is female.
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