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Bloody Sleeve 

N: 1)A used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman's menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male's asshole. Having a Bloody Sleeve is the equivalent to a shitty dick after anal sex. 2) The name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) A common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.
1) Pete: Dood, I was rippin' down on my bitch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bloody sleeve ever. It was so bad I just decided to blue ball myself.

Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.

2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.

Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.

3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!
Bloody Sleeve by CloroxCrazed December 4, 2010
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bloody sneeze 

a blast of air from the vaginal crevice while menstrating
bloody sneeze occurs when having sex during menstration air gets trapped in the pussy and then has slight explosion when penis is with-drawn, blowing a bloody mist out. Also could occur during exercise
bloody sneeze by noah zimner November 21, 2007

sunday, bloody sunday 

A U2 song based on the massacre of bloody sunday. They perform it brilliantly at the Vertigo tour
Sunday, Bloody Sunday was such a good way for U2 to point out the injustice of that day

bloody sock 

When a guy is banging an anal virgin, goes all the way in, then just rips it out as fast as he can. Her anal lining comes out and looks like a bloody sock before slowly going back in.
I was banging this dumb blonde in the dumper and gave her a bloody sock for just being so stupid. She screamed and I grabbed her by the bloody sock and swung her around the room.
bloody sock by El_stud September 11, 2003

bloody side 

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.
I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.
bloody side by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013

bloody shitflakes 

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.
After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

Bloody Salmon 

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds
Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night
Bloody Salmon by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019