Meeting someone in person, who upon shaking hands, you realized you rejected on an online dating site.
by YankeeSkank July 29, 2011
Get the Awkward mug.1. The word describing a situation so awkward that awkward alone does not fully verbalize the awkwardness.
2. A condiment that severely enhances the flavor of typical "awkward"
2. A condiment that severely enhances the flavor of typical "awkward"
Danny: "Hey, come check out this music video my dad downloaded last night!"
Sandy: "...That looks more like your parents in the backwards cowgirl position."
Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Sandy: "Wow, umm, awkward sauce...."
Sandy: "...That looks more like your parents in the backwards cowgirl position."
Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
Sandy: "Wow, umm, awkward sauce...."
by ZzZzZzZzZ December 12, 2008
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I had a really uncomfortable conversation with your uncle on the dock this morning during awkward hour.
by artandscience February 6, 2009
Get the Awkward Hour mug.Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.
The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".
The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".
Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"
Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"
Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"
Man 2: "You're a whore?"
Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"
Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"
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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*
Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"
Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"
Man 2: "You're a whore?"
Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"
Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"
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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*
by Sniper076 April 6, 2009
Get the Awkward Llama-tree mug.Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.
Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).
Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
by Awkward Turtle Mojo! May 31, 2010
Get the awkward turtle mojo mug.Used in awkward situations. You put both hands into fists and place them one on top of each other. Then at the top you open and close you hand in a blinking motion.
by MFIR April 28, 2011
Get the Awkward Lighthouse mug.The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.
"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."
by ShawnCP November 3, 2009
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