Assentials

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014

red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.

Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.

by doug.bingham June 24, 2008

assed out

when a girl is so wasted at a party she passes out in a compromising position, usually with her butt showing (naked or underwear)

That chick is assed out on the couch. Nice thong!

by Marlow Mike May 22, 2009

Assbeard

The hairs up your ass.

omfg i am pwnz0ring j00 n00b!

no ure hacking im telling gamemaster!

eat my assbeard n00b!

by Arran January 6, 2005

assenine

the word before asseten

i have assenine dollars,wish i had another to make it an even asseten

by hoodlummuldooh January 2, 2008

assdex

Ashy smell from fire + windex = assy smell called assdex

- "Smells like burned things in hear"..."I've got it...I'll go get windex and spray it...it will make it smell better"..."We now have an assdex problem..."

by Frank Foobile September 25, 2005