assdex 

Ashy smell from fire + windex = assy smell called assdex

- "Smells like burned things in hear"..."I've got it...I'll go get windex and spray it...it will make it smell better"..."We now have an assdex problem..."

assdex by Frank Foobile September 25, 2005

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.

John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.

assdextrous by bigbaddave June 22, 2003

assdere 

Assdere, an anime character who's a semi love interest, kind of like a tsundere but just an asshole.

Sasuke is really just an assdere.

Many people confuse an assdere for a tsundere

assdere by TrashTaku September 24, 2020

Assexual 

An asexual person is a person who does not experience sexual attraction

- They have been hanging out for 3 months now, but he doesn't want to have sex with her.

- Why so ?

- Because he told me he considers himself an assexual.

Assexual by Jadira December 4, 2017

assdeflapawhistlebuttitis 

A Condition in which your ass cheeks clap so hard that they make whistling noise's after you've been anally raped in jail

Guy 1: Yo I heard you bailed joe out of jail
Guy 2: yea, But I was too late , big john got to him
Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: He has an extreme case of assdeflapawhistlebuttitis
Guy 1: is there a cure?
Guy 2: naw, his ass is fucked!

assdeflapawhistlebuttitis by Streeman April 4, 2011

asssex 

Sex through the ass.

"Yo, my esse, we be gettin the asssex up with this ho, wot wot!"

asssex by Jittery March 1, 2003

assex 

someone who thinks they're straight...but isn't. they try to fool you into thinking they because they aren't ready to come out of the closet.

him: would you like a box of flowers?
her: woahhh ur an assex...no homo

woahhh assex kid, stop throwing ice.

assex by Bob Bobihd February 16, 2009