bashar assad

Current head of Syria. Likely the product of an unholy marriage twixt man and giraffe.

Dude, what the ever-loving fuck is up with Bashar Assad's neck?!?

by RXtasy December 19, 2006

Assadism

In the action of supporting the Syrian Al-Assad regime blindly and whit-out rationality, becoming a faithfull praiser of the Al-Assad regime to a point in wich it becomes a religion.

"This shabiha has converted to Assadism a long time ago"

and

"...the officer was prosterning on the ground in front of an giant Bashar Al-Assad portrait, saying "Bashar w Akbar"..."

by uberschnitzel January 15, 2013

The guy who asked

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge

friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him

by ZomBro_BOSS April 12, 2022

Asse

Small like fox

Ex: that asse is so cute and small

by Daddiesgirl6969 April 9, 2020

bi-ased

A phenomenon where bisexuals think everyone around them is also bi

"Idk, maybe I'm just bi-ased, but I'm pretty sure Adam is bi."

by cookiepantsmcgee August 22, 2018

cockchugging assdigger

A person that that sucks dick while figering their asshole at the same time.

I saw that cockchugging assdigger doing some nasty shit in a gay porn movie.

by boobies March 12, 2004

assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

by Limblessless June 16, 2007