Askasask

An extended version of the word ask.

Hey jeremy can you askasask sally out to dinner

by TheKingOfAllCosmos May 27, 2022

asparagy water

it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.

"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"

by WDNC August 3, 2022

asparagy water

water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old

"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"

by WDNC August 12, 2022

asparagitis

mouth watering craving for asparagus; noticeably salivating at the thought of eating asparagus

i've got a bad case of asparagitis, i could eat 100 asparagus right now.

by lil hubie October 28, 2022

Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

by Quack1759 November 19, 2022

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you are as bored as you can be. you're so bored that you type out asdasdasdasdasdasd and paste it a bunch of times.

person: man, i'm bored as fuck
person: *proceeds to type and asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasdasd into google*

by stupiddumbidiot369 April 15, 2023

Aspartaphobia

the fear of Aspartame. most common in white people.

this bitch canceled her order because it contained aspartame. she must have aspartaphobia

by Anonymous 681664 July 7, 2023