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ash ketchum

the little cunt from Pokemon who never seems to age in the series, always accompanied by an annoying girl who she too, never ages, and always want to go be a coordinator and never has the same goal as ash does

ash dreams to be a Pokemon master, even though he wont be because the series of repetitive episodes most likely will lead to another series. his "adventures" are going to different towns and meeting a bunch of people, eating food, training Pokemon, a dose of kicking team rockets ass, despite how much they try and train their Pokemon, and walking into the woods that look the same in every damn episode. each ending, its always him, his Pokemon, and his friends walking off into the sunset, whether its someone waving goodbye to him or them doing it back.

despite someone else being a better trainer, or in general a more important and better person in his very boring life, every movie is about him and his friends "coincidentally" being chosen to meet a rare, legendary Pokemon and tasked to solve problems, battle strong Pokemon, and to save the world. Then, team rocket has to envy him as usual while spying on him, and in the end they say their goodbyes and leave in the sunset. Ash's last name is a reference to Catch em', which is a very cheesy joke.
Ash Ketchum and his friends have the experience of interacting with all the legendary Pokemon
by eazyeyour8balljunky October 21, 2011
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Ash-ness

Try to be like ash. IE - Try to be HOTTT!!
"girls are always into ash-ness but none ever make it to ashs level of HOTTT-ness"
by brahm September 16, 2008
mugGet the Ash-nessmug.

Tapping the ash

The act of wiggling ones ass,whilst dropping a log,to knock off the cocktail sausage sized piece of shit clinging on for dear life to the asshole hairs
Are you going to be much longer your grace?

No father,im just tapping the ash
by shitty Nico November 18, 2004
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ash dick

A penis that endures no sexual intercourse for a long period of time (it does not get wet)
Man... It's been awhile. I'm getting an ash dick
by Nasteh March 1, 2016
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Grandads ashes

Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'
Ohh no i ate me grandads ashes...
by Waden kay October 9, 2019
mugGet the Grandads ashesmug.

Ash & Ang

Two fire ppl who are amazing at everything.
Bro look at that duo they’re just like Ash & Ang
by runthatback May 4, 2022
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Ash Bank

The act of banking the smallest possible score in a game of dice, regardless of how this is perceived by other players. Usually preceded by intense bouts of fear.
"you're banking just 100? Classic Ash Bank"
by Edward Young (Younged It) February 23, 2022
mugGet the Ash Bankmug.

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