Lowe's apron

The golden standard of workskenship, class, prestige, and honor. Obtained only by being blessed and honored to work at Lowe's

I hung up my Lowe's apron in the rafters, I hope that isn't bragging too much.

by Rim Job Pubes March 12, 2017

the activison approach

When a game company's approach to making games is as follows.

1) Make at least one game for a series every year.

2) Have every game in said series be essentially the same thing.

Guy 1: Nintendo seems to be making a New Super Mario Bros. Game every year.

Guy 2: They're taking the activison approach

by Spodermen2121 z June 22, 2017

the butters approach

When a man or child pulls his pants down to his ankles while at a urinal in the men's toilets.

Cartman-"Ah yes the Butters approach"
Butters-"What's that?"

Dude 1 "He's taking the Butters approach"
Dude 2 "He needs to grow up!"

by Semi_Revolutinary August 18, 2019

Political Alignment Association Approach

An approach used by individuals who have very strong political beliefs for forming and maintaining their social circles. Basically, an individual will only be friends with people who are the same political identity and beliefs as them. The same holds true often times when they are deciding whether or not to date a particular person. This approach often causes the people who use to have a very strong political favoritism towards a specific political party and or political ideology. In some cases, they develop a strong intolerance for other political ideologies and parties, which sometimes can lead to unnecessary violence towards other individuals and societal groups who they perceive as having a different political ideology then their own.

Kelsey: Am I the only one that think its odd that all of Chuck's friends are Republicans?
Anna: Yes, I noticed that too. Its kind of strange if you ask me.
Emily: He is probably using the Political Alignment Association Approach when dealing with his social circle, because I know he is a very far right Republican and he does not seem to like me due to the fact I support feminism.
Anna: You should be careful Kelsey. If Chuck finds out you're a Democrat, he may start a yelling match or worse. He has had a history of violence in the past.
Kelsey: I'll keep that in mind.

by Vanguard 1998 February 11, 2021

The Focusing Approach

The Focusing Approach (Copyright J. Steve Lee) is a method of apologetics that makes Prestonwood Christian Academy kids quake every time they get in the vicinity of Mr. Lee.

Student 1: “Hey has Mr. Lee focusing approached you yet?”

Student 2: “Yeah he came to my house in the middle of the night and forced me to write the focusing approach or else he said he would fail me.”

by I am underpaid September 6, 2022

The Bonzi Approach

Overplanning. Pronounced “The BON-Zee Approach,” this technique involves mentally planning the exact sequence of events for the immediate future (such as what to do after getting out of bed), which usually takes more time than actually doing it.

Simon: I feel so organized! I used The Bonzi Approach this morning.

Charlotte: Is that why you were 70 minutes late?

by DennisInAtor February 26, 2023

Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018