Long Allen 

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.

Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.

Long Allen by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022

Ben Allen 

God's greatest patriot

The US military used Ben Allen to liberate the Middle East from tyrannical rule with his iron fist of justice.

Ben Allen by Spypat September 4, 2023

Exposing a Joseph Allen 

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.

Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.

Exposing a Joseph Allen by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Double Reverse Tim Allen 

When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.

Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.

Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?

Double Reverse Tim Allen by godsunfinishedcreation October 5, 2021

Phat Allen 

A character parodying Fat Albert that appeared in an episode of the comedy show, Drawn Together.

Phat Allen: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Phat Allen by 10293848576 December 30, 2011

james allen 

A very annoying but friendly person who is always there for you.James is the type of person you can only handle for about 2 hours before wanting to choke him.

Stop being such a James Allen

james allen by Freddie the guy 14652 May 2, 2018

coach allen

Some annoying teacher who is a coach who knows nothing about what they teach.

That bush is a coach Allen

coach allen by #FakeNews February 23, 2018