orange alert

a level of alertness that is one step below red alert.

The troops are on the orange alert.

by uttam maharjan June 24, 2010

dirty amber alert

when you are fucking a girl and an amber alert comes out right as you cum in her and she shits all over the bed

My girl and I had a dirty amber alert last night. We have to get new sheets now.

by Archerygirl121704 February 2, 2022

Alberto

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018

Red Alert

When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.

"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"

by Hawihonne December 3, 2009

babe alert

One would say this and do a siren sound to their friends when they see an unnatractive girl to make them look stupid.

*you see someone walking by and is unatractive.*
BABE ALERT *siren sound*

by jake-up December 3, 2005

false alert

It's when you sit down on the toilet to defacate and just gas comes out.

Anthony ran to the toilet with the squirts from to much perks but it ended up being a false alert. "just Air"

by rick enumber9 December 30, 2011

Theo Alert

Dutch version of NSFW.

(Theo Alert)

Funny picture

by TeeCee January 30, 2004