4 definitions by jake-up

MP44

Or "Sturmgewehr" (German for Assult Rifle). Was produced in 1944. This was the worlds first assult rifle. Therefore all modern day assult rifles owe something to this gun. The easiest to see is the AK series (AK47, AK74 and other varients). The MP44 was originally intended to be a submachine gun, but was found to be extremely accurate. So was born the first ever assult rifle.
Caliber: 7.92 x 33mm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Muzzle velocity: 690m/s

The MP44 is the god of all modern day assult rifles.

by jake-up November 29, 2005

babedar

An unkeen ability too sense when a hot babe is in the vicinity. Kind of like Spiderman and his Spidey-sense, except for babes. Once you pick up a signal on your babedar you can choose whether to shoot a missile at it (go for her), like an F-15C, or just ignore the signal and proceed.

Dude my babedar is picking up huge signals on it at 3 O' Clock low.

by jake-up March 7, 2006

pee dot

A small dot of pee on a males boxers/underwear caused from having to go pee or pulling it in too quickly after going pee.

I got a pee dot, after pulling my thing back in too fast, but luckily it's not as bad as me peeing my self.

by jake-up December 1, 2005

babe alert

One would say this and do a siren sound to their friends when they see an unnatractive girl to make them look stupid.

*you see someone walking by and is unatractive.*
BABE ALERT *siren sound*

by jake-up December 1, 2005