manditory abortions

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.

"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"

by Normalboy June 21, 2004

Abortion

An Abortion is the act of cancelling a pregnancy by killing an innocent child and should only be done in cases where the mother would die if she had the child, or if the women was raped or in cases of incest other than that abortion should be considered man slaughter and if the parents of the child don't want to raise the child they can put them up for adaption.

getting an abortion just because you don't want to raise a child is wrong.

by thehomie42069 June 7, 2021

abortion

The act of killing a zygote. But what exactly is a zygote? " A cell that is the result of fertilization." Yes, one cell. Itch your arm: You just lost thousands of cells. How many cells are in an adult body? 100 trillion. Yes, trillion. You kill in war, death penalty, and hunt animals, but you can't kill one cell? By the way, a zygote CAN'T fell pain because it doesn't have any nerves. The earth is already WAY overpopulated: 3,000 starving african children (just children, not adults) die every day because they have no food to eat, and you want more? Why should we ruin a girl's life just because she got pregnant? Killing a fly hurts more that killing zygote, so stop saying that it hurts. If you eat meat, odds are you kill over 50 animals a year, why are zygotes any different? Yes, I'm a virgin, but that doesn't mean I hate any one who isn't.

Amy: (Crying) I have to get an abortion...
Jenny: SATAN!

Jack: ABORTION IS KILL!
Danny: But your dad's in the army, the guy who slept with your girlfriend got the death penalty, and your eating a chicken sandwich right now.
Jack: But thats different, because those things can fell it, and zygotes can't.
Danny: WTF???

by angelicawalker123 February 27, 2009

abortion

something that SHOULD be legal everywhere.

oh look, there’s a bunch of white men banning abortion..

by livingtopsecret May 17, 2019

abortion

A term used to say that something is epically failtastic.

Girl 1: Oh, my god, I failed that test we took last week. How did you do?
Girl 2: I didn't know any of the answers; it was like an abortion.

by Emo Panda-kun June 25, 2009

adortion

to look at with extreme like or affection

he looked at you with face of adortion.

by twirl girl March 24, 2010

Texas Abortion

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of a failed Texas abortion.

by hcirteidtt November 2, 2009