artist statement

A writing from the artist that explains there work to some degree, usually fraught with words that they nor the viewer know. It does also typically include formal elements of the work, themes, and contextual information. More typically these statements of less than a page leave readers more confused than when they viewed the artists work, as the artist explains their work as if they were on LSD.
That artist statement is amazing, I can't even tell if I am a self-aware human being right now.

Andy Warhol said that he did not need an artist statement, "there is nothing behind it".
by punkrawkz7 February 28, 2012
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Sandwhich Artist

At 9.00 an hour, or whatever the states minimum wage is; literally a starving artist. Subway's way of trying to make poverty wages sound, "fun".
Son- " Mommy, why does that person smell like subway and dirty feet?" Mother- "That persons a Sandwhich Artist and cannot afford a place to live, stay away, you might get yeast infection."
by Wasian1988 February 22, 2016
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Makeup Artist

A makeup artist is a person whose job is to apply cosmetics, e.g. to performers or models.
Bethan is a makeup artist!”
“She is the best at applying makeup!”
by mroon23 July 12, 2020
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fluff artist

Nude female model behind the scenes/camera that keeps the male pornstar erect by masturbating etc. while filming a movie.
A fluff artist will make a male porn star famous if she does her job well.
by Guru Gangsta Gurl December 26, 2014
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Samuel Artist

SamUel is an one of a kind boy. His voice is powerful and beautiful. His love is strong. When in love, he seems to love like no other. His one of a kind difference is special to everyone around him. You can also trust him. Don't hesitate he is very respectful and charming. His laugh is the only on of his kind. Very kind. His artwork is so great and it tells the story of a boy who experienced a lot in that time. Great singer his singing is an artwork as well. His smile brings life. His looks are so good!! Usually described as spicy, sexy, and hot😍😍😍😍😍
Girl: Who is he
Boy: oh he is samuel the one who is so good looking DAYUM SAMUEL.

Girl: Samuel Artist come here!😍😍
by Peachex Purity😍😍 May 07, 2016
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Boop artist

When an individual is very creative in the art of the lie.
Dwayne: Yo Mark comes up with the most fucked up lies.
Michelle: Yea man, he's a boop artist still.
by Been a minute March 15, 2013
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grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.
Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!
by NickNap November 13, 2016
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