accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

accidental penetration

When two guys who claim to be straight “accidently” penetrate one another but still call themselves straight to mask their true intentions

Hahah bro, I heard Drayton and Charlie had a little accidental penetration last night.

by Bruthr Pooti January 23, 2018

accidentabate

When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.

"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behing Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.

by Jordy-Time September 7, 2006

Accidental Rape

The act of falling onto a female with your pants down, this is most commonly used by the Kaneosauras. Victims are often found unconscious with their hair gelled up.

Accidental Rape

Man 1: Is that dinosaur raping the girl?
Kaneosauras: You're next mate.

by fawyjivfa February 12, 2012

Accidently

Anal insertion

You wouldn't accidently a coca-cola bottle.
You wouldn't insert a coca-cola bottle up your ass.

by Anonymous13371 March 4, 2009

Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.

Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.

by Squeentips November 12, 2010

accidental kiss

When people kiss by accident. Seen in many movies, but can also happen when things are happening in fast motion (i.e. falling, running).

John and Mary were each running towards each other with their tongues sticking out, and they had an accidental kiss when they crashed as saliva splashed everywhere.

by Babies porn October 18, 2013