plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume

errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021

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plank syndrome

Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome

by Halftime32212 February 14, 2017

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A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 23, 2023

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When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.

Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!

by Step mom Salad November 25, 2021

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To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by August 03, 2023

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A phrase that is used for a person who has or is fully fucked the fuck up with no get back.

Me: send me a dick pic

You: for sure

Me: WTF is this, are you playing?? I've eaten bigger jelly beans. Fuck that, walk the plank

by QueenyOmygodess June 24, 2024

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Pirate speak for fucking a lady with a peg leg

by Al1z3s1n54n1ty November 22, 2017

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