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Neil

Neil is a beta male (simp)
by SAMGDchad December 4, 2021
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when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).
shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.
by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019
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Neil and Jessica

They are the dream couple, a couple meant to be. Two different energies always create a beautiful bond, one that everyone looks up to. People say a lot of rubbish, but against all odds, they manage to be the best couple ever
by Someone Someone Knows April 27, 2023
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neil

a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis
all the girls want a neil of there own
by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023
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neil

the most handsome boy you'll ever meet. you have to earn his love, but it's absolutely worth it. in fact, he's worth everything. it's not just that he's pretty, he will love you so much more than you've ever been loved. he's also very, very smart, & will impress you with his knowledge.
person A: why do you love him so much
person B: you'll understand one day when you find a neil
by taken44a_ride January 28, 2025
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mr neil

"mr neil is a great guy"
by mrneil1 November 4, 2025
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Fat Neil

A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread May 20, 2014
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