Lag Vest

A term used to describe the protection a player receives from a shit connection.
“Fuck, I’m down. Careful he’s got a Lag Vest.”
“He ate like 10 shots what the fuck.”
“He’s got a Lag Vest don’t worry.”
“Holy shit I should be dead, thank god for my Lag Vest.”
by TheRedAngel September 01, 2019
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Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.
Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.
by hectorreborn February 22, 2012
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Movie lag

When after watching a movie, particularly a scary one. you will think about how scary the movie was or the scary Parts of the movie

Symptoms include paranoia, afraid to go sleep, feeling like your hearing sounds, all the lights on in the house, not wanting to be alone especially at night. Usually last about a week or until the person has gotten over the movie
Girl why you got all the lights on in the house ?

Because there might be a ghost in the dark

Girl you got movie lag
by Raven Marvie April 28, 2019
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lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com
This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.
by coreyjo January 29, 2014
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Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag
by What's fappenin November 20, 2017
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Job- Lagged

When a person has one or two jobs due to the horrible economy and don't know how to handle it and eventually start feeling exhausted and confused.
Job- lagged salesgirl: " Hello Club Monaco, Sherry Speaking"

customer: "Isn't that american apparel?"
Sales girl: " Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I'm totally JOB- LAGGED!"
by politicallyuncompromising November 11, 2010
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max lag

a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.
dude, i think i just saw max lag coming back from his most recent blackie hunt!
by mythical mushroom October 18, 2023
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