Plink

To flick your penis so hard it starts to bleed uncontrollably.

SHIT!!! I plinked my penis ow!!

by David da doggy October 25, 2018

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wood plank

When one's erect penis is flatter than it is wide.

Jordyn's dick was a wood plank!

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

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Partlow Plank

When you push your finger so far up a spotsyltuckian’s butt, they stiffen into a plank. The name comes from the fact that it is a Christmas tradition in partlow

“Come here boy, I’ll give you a partlow plank!”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts2 October 7, 2018

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plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004

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Plank Fries

Plank fries are logs, shit, turds, crap, fecal matter

you never want a helping of Plank Fries

by Mykill A October 17, 2005

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Plank

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.

I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.

Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.

by mrdavidc October 7, 2011

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