hype boner

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.

OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER

by Bananasalady December 15, 2015

cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

twisted boner

An boner caused from twisted disturbed thoughts usually while on drugs

My wife and I were fighting all of the sudden I popped a twisted boner

by funsize1481 May 30, 2015

maximum boner

Maximum Boner is when you're horney as shit and your dick is at its maximum length

Guy: damn son cover up your maximum boner
Other guy: sorry

by Maxi pad July 6, 2015

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.

Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"

by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016

boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

by P90SEX June 10, 2016