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Donald Trump 

an ugly fat man who got impeached twice ( tHaNk GoSh ) and cheated and lied and got banned on twitter. He also gave birth to all of LE KARENZ >:O !!! and not to mention - ( he gross to wife and daughter ) So- i hate him and hes ugly LOOK AT HIS HAIR LOL! anyways, yaay bye fat discusting man :3 ( i cant spell cuz i am tired TTwTT
James : hey do you like trump
Jannet the karen : YeS aNd I dOnT sUpPoRt MaSkS dOnT tElL mE wHaT tO wEaR dOnAlD iS mY dAd!!!
Shirley : BRUH NO HE IS NOT YOUR DAD!!!! AND YOU NEED TO WEAR MASKS TO NOT GET COVID!
Jannet The Karen : SHUTUP COVID DOSENT EXIST STILL!!! IT STILL DOSENT! THE WORLD IS STUPID! NOT TO MENTION THE WORLD IS ACTULLY FLAT!!!
Coral : Hey guys whats going on? :D

Jannet : SHUT UP!!!!!
Coral : D: :(
Shirley and james : SHUT UP YOU IDIOT KAREN! WE DO NOT LIKE TRUMP, THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT, YOU NEED TO WEAR A MASK AND SOCIAL DISTANCE!! DO YOU NOT KNOW TRUMP HAS COVID?!
Jannet : NO HE DOES NO-
* Shirley has slapped jannet in da face OwO *
Jannet : OMG HOW COULD YOU WHERES YOUR MANAGER
Shirley, James, and Coral : THE EART IS A SPHERE! WE HAVE AN ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!! THATS WHAT KEEPS US ON EARTH!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! TRUMP HAS COVID FROM NOT WEARING A MASK AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET COVID AND BE IN A FREAKING HOSPITAL ALL DAY GO RIGHT AHEAD AND GET COVID, BELIVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, AAND LOVE TRUMP! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS HIM IF YOU LOVE HIM SO MUCH?!
* Jannet then takes a plane and does a freaking sloppy wet nast kiss on trumps mouth *
*Jannet then blacks out *

* Jannet now has covid, and will die in 50 days. *
* Shirley, Coral, and James all celebrate by drinking Coke and Dr Pepper and eating Pizza. *
* The End *

I hope u liked this story :3 But pls dont be mad at me :)

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Two Pump Trump 

Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.
We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.

- Moped Dave
Two Pump Trump by Moped Dave May 15, 2016

Donald J. Trump 

"Donald J. Trump? More like Donald J. Tramp"
Donald J. Trump by TrumpIsATramp December 14, 2020

pull a Trump 

To blatantly keep asserting a lie, despite the overwhelming and obvious facts to the contrary.
Real Estate Salesman tried to pull a Trump, as he stood next to me on the empty lot, he kept insisting that the building located on the lot was currently renting for 100k a month.
pull a Trump by Gottaloveit2 July 25, 2017
Word of the Day on July 26, 2017

Donald Trump Syndrome

A condition in which the person suffers from one or all of the following:

- Delusions of grandeur
- Saying shit without thinking
- No moral compass
- Arrogance
- Bigotry
The CEO/Founder of that web startup exhibits strong a serious case of {Donald Trump Syndrome}.
Donald Trump Syndrome by chirayu September 18, 2016

fuck donald trump 

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
fuck donald trump by anonymous January 30, 2017
Word of the Day on December 1, 2020

Barron Trump 

Donald Trump's poisoner.
Barron Trump by Tw1tchyB1tchy November 8, 2020