Modern Jesus 

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

Modern Jesus by Pennella August 14, 2017

Slim Jesus in a cut 

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means

Slim Jesus in a cut

Slim Jesus in a cut by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018

Meat Jesus 

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

Meat Jesus by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017

boomarang jesus 

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

boomarang jesus by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017

bubba jesus 

A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.

Bubba Jesus is a racist pig.

bubba jesus by Love Creates December 22, 2017

Southern Jesus tug 

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

Southern Jesus tug by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Asian Jesus 

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

Asian Jesus by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018