Alex

Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.

Alex loves infants.

by Jackter March 21, 2023

Alex

Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook

Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test

by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

alex

an amazing boy with a good personality who’s really funny who has dirty blonde hair that was pink at one point and he has pretty blue eyes and he’s sweet when he’s mentally stable

omg did you see that one guy?? whats his name??

oh thats alex..

by g0thz0mb1e666 March 22, 2022

Alex Ibarra

The happiest mexican you will ever meet. He will most likly show up and take your neck.

That kis is such an Alex Ibarra

by deathly definitions June 6, 2019

Alex

The king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo.

Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.- Marty

by Jordanz98 April 14, 2019

Alex

A young whexican girl who loves dancing, singing, and listening to despacito. She's overall a nice, cringey, pretty individual who likes music.

Me: What's up
Alex: The sky

by Mexican_Man. October 11, 2019