Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, It's healthier to drink tap water (except in Flint, Michigan) over bottled water
The metallic saliva that fills your mouth pre-vomit, named due to its similarity to the taste of a handful of wet nickels.
I knew that last bite of Ninja Turtle birthday cake wasn't going to stay down when the nickel water started. I barfed up most of Leonardo's face before I felt better.