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Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb
My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.
by Shrink July 30, 2020
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Bonerdick Cumberbitch

definition of Benedict Cumberbatch's name. because no one can remember his name.
i cant remember the name of this actor. i thinks it was something like Bonerdick Cumberbitch
by danyshow May 26, 2020
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Boner

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.
by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
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Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020
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Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.
Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.
by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020
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boner rivera

The most fire and drippy clothing brand known to man
Damnnnn this Boner Rivera shirt makes me hard!
by Boner Rivera September 9, 2020
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