tits over face

To move or travel quickly or hastily with the assumption that, if possible, your tits would fly up over your face from the blinding speed.

Hey, the store closes soon, we need to leave tits over face.

While traveling across the state, they drove tits over face.

by GrantV December 12, 2007

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east west tits

The type of tits that fall to the extreme left and right (you know what I'm talking about)

Man, she has got an extreme case of the east west tits.

by Allison March 23, 2004

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Tit n' Ass

Film roles created for women with little or no acting ability

Female actors who have nothing to offer the content of a film other than their Tit n' Ass as a contribution

Q.
"seen the Fantastic Four yet"?
A.
"yep, great Tit n' Ass from Jessica Alba"!

Q. "How do you rate Marilyn Monroe"?
A. "Great Tit n' Ass"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

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ping pong tits

Small, perfectly round and not saggy breast.

Zooey Deschanel
Keira Knightley
natalie portman
ping pong tits

by pingpongtitsboy August 12, 2009

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When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".

Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"

by timmybear May 25, 2009

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