Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.

Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"

by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022

pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003

fucking poop

The act of having anal sex with a girl and she hasn't shit yet

dude... i was definitely fucking poop last night, after i came in her ass she said her shit had dick imprints and cum all over it

by LinkSmokes420 December 8, 2020

king of poop

A pseudonym for pop star Justin Bieber.

King of pop? More like Dustbin Beaver king of poop wbk

by Spamandmorespam December 13, 2020

Poop Scarf

A scarf you wear while pooping to keep you warm in the winter

Aw man, I forgot to bring my poop scarf to the bathroom and I was shivering on the toilet.

by pissssssssssssssssss December 14, 2020

boop poop

bop pony

Boop poop's channel sucks

by Bob Pony February 7, 2021

Poop frog

A very gay person who is homophobic

Hey Poop frog you’re gay

NO I HATE GAY PEOPLE

by Saggy sage May 6, 2021