Definitions by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus

Poop edging 

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.

Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"

Poop edging by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022